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SIN CIDER


Sin Cider - featuring new hit Billboard AC single "CAFFEINE and NICOTINE"  

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SIN CIDER


Sin Cider - featuring new hit Billboard AC single "CAFFEINE and NICOTINE"  

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Tour


Tour


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BIO


BIO


WHO IS BLakelEy

I'M HUMBLE. CLEANING OTHER PEOPLE'S TOILETS ON WEEKENDS FOR $50 BUCKS HAS A WAY OF DOING THAT TO A GIRL. SHIT (NO PUN INTENDED), I GOT RENT TO PAY. AND MY WINSTONS & ICE COFFEE (CREAM, NO "SUGA") AIN'T CHEAP. AND EATING WELL (OR AT ALL) IS A LUXURY I USUALLY CAN'T AFFORD. SO, SOME MIGHT SAY I'M POOR OR THAT I LIVE IN SQUALOR, I MEAN BROOKLYN. PS... I got a real job during the week in NYC and I have to frikkin' get up at 6am and (sniffling / crying) take the subway from Williamsburg (btw... people really smell). Yo, don't eat nasty food that gives you gas and then get on the subway... IT'S RUDE!

BESIDES BUSTING MY (GAS-FREE) ASS TO MAKE IT IN MUSIC SO I CAN THEN TURN RIGHT AROUND AND GIVE ALL MY NEW (AND NEVER BEFORE HAD) MONEY AWAY TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, I WANT TO RUN BERNIE'S CAMPAIGN ALONGSIDE GAGA IN TWO YEARS. WE MUST TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK FROM HUMPTY DUMPTY TRUMPY!  ALSO, 'I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE DYING' A-HOLE RYAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BERNIE IN '20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

SOME MIGHT SAY, I HAVE A SMALL THANG' FOR JAMES FRANCO & THE OCCASIONAL VIEWING OF GUY/GUY PORN. WE ALL HAVE NEEDS, RIGHT? AND, YESSSSS I HAVE GIGANTIC BOOBS, OKAY!! HAPPY... THEY'RE FUCKING HUGE!  LAST THING, I LOVE NERDS THAT STILL LIVE AT HOME WITH THEIR PARENTS PROVIDED THEY'VE SAVED ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ME A CASTLE NEXT TO STING'S IN ENGLAND. JUST THOUGHT I'D PUT THAT THOUGHT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE.

SHEESH, CONFESSIONS ARE A BITCH. I NEED A SMOKE & STARBUCKS TO RELAX. THERE YOU GO. ENOUGH ABOUT ME. CONTACT ME AT HHRECS@GMAIL.COM & TELL ME SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?


tHE MUSIC

MY BAND AND I ARE MAKING SOME DOPE SHIT. CHECK IT OUT. THE SONGS ARE A MIX OF SOME SURFER PUNK, POP & ROCK. LOTS OF ENERGY... SEX, HUMOR, PAIN & HONESTY, i.e. MEEEEEEEEEEEE. PLEASE BUY MY SONGS ON ITUNES. AS MENTIONED ABOVE IN MY MINI-AUTOBIOGRAPHY, I NEED FOOD, RENT MONEY, SMOKES, COFFEE, AND NEW UNDERWEAR.

HELP MAKE MY RAGS TO RICHES STORY COME TRUE!

MUCH OBLIGED, BLAKELEY.


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SOCIAL MEDIA


SOCIAL MEDIA


TWITTER, & OF COURSE, INSTAGRAM

Hey, I got some shit to show and say!!!!!!!